World's Best Five SMS

On Wednesday, 27 February 2013 by Sandeep Mehta At 01:58 | | 0 comments »
Newspaper me Chhapa " 50% Sardar Bevkuf Hote hai".
Sardaro ne khub Halla Machaya aur Phir Chhapa: "50% Sardar Bevkuf Nahi Hote".
Aur Tab jakar Mamla Shaant Hua.

A poor man says work is life,
A rich man says money is life,
A love r says love is life,
but I say my STUPID FRNDS are my life...!

Rull na java tere pyar de wich,
Lut na java is bahar de wich,
Bhul jaan walea kdi yaad kr lai., Kite muk hi na java tere intjaar wich..

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,
Shut up, Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart.
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki
Aaj aap dekh sakte ho,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL: A SONG, "MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA.
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN".

 Hmara masage aata h to aapka kya expresion hota h choose no.
1. kamine ka sms
2. Thnkgod meri yad to ayi
3. no reaction
4. luv
5. Dil ko sukun  mila
6. Xcited
7. ajib musibat h ye
8. koi toh h
9. ab rply krna  pdega
10. miss u
11. happy
reply i am waiting....

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