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Husband : agar meri lottery nikal aye to tu kya karegi
Biwi: Mai adhe paise leke tujhe chod dungi
Husband:meri 100 rs ki nikli hai. yeh le 50 aur DA FA ho ja!

 Life is like cotton Do not make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow. Make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy.

 Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake , khayalon mein kissi aur ko la na sake , unko dekhkar aansu to ponchh liye humne , par kissi aur ko dekh kar muskura na sake.

 Ek Murgi ka Kawwe se rishta hua , Jb Murge ko pta chla ,
to Murgi ko Bola: Mujh me kya kami h?
Smart hu ,Kawwe se zyda khubsurt hu ,Tmhari biradari ka hu ,Meri awaz sare sheher me gunjti h.Murga Union ka Presdent hu
Murgi: M t umhre jazbat ki kadar karti hu ,Lekin!
Amma Abba ki khawish h k Ladka Air Force m ho.....

 Hitler's Great Statement:
"Dont compare Urself with anyone in this worl d.. 
If U do so You r insulting Urself.. 
B'coz 
"U r the BEST" 

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