Zindagi jab kisi do raahe par aati hai ,
Ek ajib si kashmkash me pad jaati hai ,
Chunte hai hum kisi ek raah ko ,
Par dusri raah zindagi bhar yaad aati h.

 Dont Fear For Facing Failure
In The First Attempt
Bcoz Even Successful Maths
Also Starts With Zero Only. 

 Mohabbat kisi aise shaks ki talash nhi krti jiske sath rha jaye...... Mohabbat To Aise Shaks Ki Talash Krti H Jiske Begair Na Raha Jaye..

 2Sardar chess khel rahe the(JOKE DOESN'T END HERE

1st Bahot hua.Hum khel band karte h.
2nd Thik h ,waise b tumhara ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha h! 

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge , "I care for yo u" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me...." 

Husband : agar meri lottery nikal aye to tu kya karegi
Biwi: Mai adhe paise leke tujhe chod dungi
Husband:meri 100 rs ki nikli hai. yeh le 50 aur DA FA ho ja!

 Life is like cotton Do not make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow. Make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy.

 Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake , khayalon mein kissi aur ko la na sake , unko dekhkar aansu to ponchh liye humne , par kissi aur ko dekh kar muskura na sake.

 Ek Murgi ka Kawwe se rishta hua , Jb Murge ko pta chla ,
to Murgi ko Bola: Mujh me kya kami h?
Smart hu ,Kawwe se zyda khubsurt hu ,Tmhari biradari ka hu ,Meri awaz sare sheher me gunjti h.Murga Union ka Presdent hu
Murgi: M t umhre jazbat ki kadar karti hu ,Lekin!
Amma Abba ki khawish h k Ladka Air Force m ho.....

 Hitler's Great Statement:
"Dont compare Urself with anyone in this worl d.. 
If U do so You r insulting Urself.. 
B'coz 
"U r the BEST" 

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi- Q maar rhe ho?
Sasur- Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho.

Isne apne sare friends ko frwd kr diya 

 Select a month i will tel u k apki life mai jo apk sath jude hai wo apki kya chez pasand krte hai.

jan\,feb\,march\,april\,may\,june\,july\,aug\,sep\,oct\,nov\,dec.. 

READ ALL SMS AND GET THE ANSWER. 

Tmhari akhri wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shadi,

Nokia N8,

5 crore rupaye,

USA ka visa,

2 saal ka haneymoon,

6-7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa or main un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske baad aap jo fesla 2 mjhe manzor honga

Judge: ha ha ha
Meri koi beti hi nhi
tango kamine ko. 

 Pyar na dil se hota hai na dimaag se hota hai yeh pyar to ittefaq se hota h...par pyar karke pyar hi mile ye ittefaq kisi kisi ke sath hota hai..

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing u a LOHRI Jhakaas...

Big fights usually break RELATIONS,but MINOR Misundrstndings Spoil RELATIONS...& the fact is SPOILED relations are more painful than BROKEN ONES !...



True lines for lifetime-Make a relation with someone,who is not only proud to hve you  but will take every risk just to be with you!!   


1 baat dil se batana. rply.   <br /> Is  <br /> kalyug  <br /> me  <br /> aakar  <br /> aap  <br /> jaiso  <br /> ne  <br /> aisa  <br /> koun sa  <br /> achha  <br /> kaam  <br /> kiya  <br /> jo  <br /> tumhe  <br /> .  <br /> .  <br /> .  <br /> .  <br /> Mujh jaisa masoom aur pyara Dost mila... 

 

 Power of mathematics ........  <br /> One day a box wasn't opening  <br /> lawyer came,
    applied all laws bt it didn't open  <br />   <br /> chemist came, applied all reactions
     bt it didn't open  <br />   <br /> physician came , applied all forces bt it didn't open  <br />   <br /> den came mathematician and said .......  <br /> .  <br /> .  <br /> .  <br /> .  <br />   <br /> Let us=
     assume the box is open :p :D


   :U+ME+3hour=3D??  <br /> Kya kroge btao?  <br /> 1.Movie  <br /> 2.Lots of laugh  <br /> 3.Fight  <br /> 4.    gossip  <br /> 5.Party  <br /> 6.Candle light diner   <br /> 7.dance  <br /> 8.Hug  <br /> 9.Study  <br /> 10.    ROMANCE...  <br /> must. Reply

Kya baat hai aaj Subah-Subah Bade
Sweet

Cute

Decent

Intelligent

Smart

Aur

Talented person ka msg padh rahe ho..

Nice habit..
I like it!

Meelo k faslo me b duri na ho, Baat na ho aisi majburi na ho.
Meri tamana  hai aap sath raho umar bhar mere, Aap dua karna ye dua meri adhuri na ho...

God ne acha dil bnaya jo maine paya
fir
God ne acha DIMAG bnaya jo maine paya
fir
god ne ek acha DOST Bnaya

Oye Hello....Iss baar apne pa ya. 

"Nice lines"
Sirf Aasman chhu lene me hi
Success nahi hai ...
SUCCESS to wo hai ki
Aasman bhi chhu lo aur
Pair bhi zameen par rahe .

As time goes on,  taste of relations increases. Either it becomes more sweet or more salty & that depend only on what we add daily....... 

Cow or Cat rishte me Behne h. U must b thinkin k kaise?
jyada nhi socho.
I m tellin u,
Cow Mata hoti h aur Billi Mausi.
No claps plz,
I dont like publicity.. 

Never ignore anybody who cares for you because
One day you will  realize that you lost a diamond while you are busy in collecting stones Life is a "XXX"

Yesterday is an Xperience,
Today is an Xperiment\,
Tomorrow is an Xpectation.
So, use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment to achieve your Xpectations

 Log yunhi kha lete hain saath nibhane ki kasmein ...
Hum ne to saanson ko bhi juda hote hue dekha hai..........

Zamane ki hr JANNAT ap k naam ho.Ye zindgi ki khushyan ap k naam ho.

Dil se dua hai ap k liye,  

2013 me hone wali shadiyon me apka bi Naam Ho:-

   

Sweet flirt :-) Girl : why do u always follow me .....
Boy : when i was a kid\, my mom always told me ''follow your dreams "!!

Kismat Aur Dil Me
Itna Sa Farq H ki,
Jo Log Dil Me Hote Hain
Wo Kismat Me Nahi Hote,
Aur Jo Kismat Me Hote Hai
Wo Dil Me Nahi Hote.

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